The Little Mermaid : A Dark Grim Take on The Classic Tale

The Little Mermaid

Today for short film theatre we’re staying in the land of fairy tales. But this time it’s not a dancing musical, but is an incredibly dark adaption of The Little Mermaid. Directed by Nicholas Humphries the film is called The Little Mermaid (Not that original of a name) that was made in 2012.

The film takes place at what appears to be 1940s in the somewhat dying freak show where the only attraction is a mermaid. She is held against her will by an evil and sinister show runner who will keep her forever to make as much money as he can. But desperately wanting revenge as well as freedom, the mermaid comes up with a plan to get back at the evil man.

The good? The mermaid is a monster here. She has sharp teeth, gills stretching across her face and eats meat. She’s animalistic, wild with shreds of humanity bleeding through here and there. I appreciate that they went against the traditional fish lady. Also the special effects are great. It’s very dark, grim, and bloody.

The bad? I kind of wished there was more. There should have been more I felt. Like what happens after the ending. How did the mermaid get there? I guess we’ll never know

Overall, it’s a beautiful dark amazing film. It’s a true fairy tale horror, that every fairy tale and horror fan should watch.

Overall Ratting: A Dark Grim Take on The Classic Tale

4 Flicks out of four

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Red Riding : A Beautiful Charming Fairy Tale Ballet

Red Riding

Today for short film theatre, we’re returning to a world of dancing. The 2012 film is an incredibly artsy piece directed and written by a very talented duo of Louis J Parker and Domonique Meranda. The film is called Red Riding.

Given the name of Red Riding, one may assume it has something to do with Red Riding Hood. And it does to an extent. The films tarts with a pretty naïve girl in red dress dancing in the woods. And as she dances a very handsome suited man comes out of the woods. There’s a mutual attraction between them, and they run and dance through the wood to musical ballet where things become increasingly darker as the girl learns this man is a monster toward the end. It’s a ballet, played to the metaphorical themes of Red Riding Hood.

So the good? First of all, I applaud Domonique and Louis here, because not only are they the writer as and directors of this piece, but are wonderful dancers. The choreography here is amazing. And the characteristics of both red riding hood and the big bad wolf show are thrown metaphorically so well that I’m not sure that it could be done any better. The costumes are great. The music is wonderful. It portrays both whimsical and dark nature of the film. Also the cinematography is great but the use of the setting was good too. They were clearly filmed in a small area, but are not making it so noticeable because its done so well.

The bad? Well its artsy. And I’m not trying to be sexist here. But a lot of guys I know don’t care for an artsy musical fairy tale ballet. I could be generalizing but I’m just speaking from experience. So I can’t imagine very many guys liking this. If you don’t like dancing or artsy fartsy stuff, this isn’t for you. Also if you’re looking for a deep story here, don’t expect one. It’s all metaphorical and film lets you piece it together as a story you already know.

Overall, this is a beautiful well-crafted ballet. If you have a soft spot for theatre and fairy tales, then this whimsical romantic piece is for you. Its incredibly charming and such a beautiful piece. I recommend it to everyone who like dancing and fairy tales.

Overall Rating: A Beautiful Charming Fairy Tale Ballet.

4 Flicks out of Four

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Sharp Fires : Dumb Fun Featuring Assassins

Sharp Fires

Today I wanted to watch a short film with some action to it. So I did a little youtube search and selected an action short movie at random. The film is 2013 short called the Sharp Fires which is written and directed by Justen Helson.

So what is the film about? It about a hunt for these stones that give the possessor god like powers. The government, mob, and even assassins are after these stones. The films follows a kid who is abducted by some bad people who know that he knows who has those stones. He knows it’s in possession of an assassin but will give nothing other than that. So the bad guys take him to the desert to kill him. There they all encounter the assassin he spoke of and action pursues.

The bad? The acting is pretty bad. Not the worse. But it was pretty bad. The sound is also a bit off. Also most of people had their funny little mask that made it silly at times.

The good? Though it’s not groundbreaking, it’s imaginative. The mystical stones made it a little more fun than the typical action flick. Also the choreography is really well done, making it enjoyable watch. The cinematography is well done and special effects are great.

Overall, its dumb fun. It’s not brilliant or divine story telling. If you like comic book stuff and can tolerate a bit of bad acting, then you’ll enjoy it.

3 flicks out of four.

Overall Rating: Dumb Fun Featuring Assassins

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Reborn : An Oddball Shape Shifting Adventure of a Thespian

Reborn Short film review

Today is another student project film. It’s an animated French film called Reborn. The animated film is a fantasy that is made by Sylven Wolff.

The film focuses on a somewhat obnoxious aspiring thespian who is obsessive with works of Shakespeare. But while he’s complaining after a show, time suddenly stops and he’s pulled into an jungle where a strange old man turns him into a series of different animals. Baffled and confused, he bears with the ordeal until he discovers the meaning to it all.

The good? The aspiring actor character is an unusual and somewhat original character to work with. The guy seems to have a good heart being somewhat egocentric. So way to go not creating a 2D generic character. Also the ending was kind of charming.

The bad? The movie has very little story. Even at the end the point as to why this happen is not all that clear. Also the while sub titles are placed against a lot of light colored scenes making it hard to tell what is being said since its French. So if you’re not fluent in French be prepared to struggle to read what is being said.

Overall, the film is almost kind of sort of good. I can just tell the person was trying to make something meaningful and missed the mark. But it’s still a descent little flick but not a must watch.

2 Flicks out of Four.

Overall Rating: An Oddball Shape Shifting Adventure of a Thespian

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Mighty Antlers : A Surrealistic Tale Featuring an Antlered Monster

Mighty Antlers

Today we have to short film theatre with a rather bizarre film. It’s a pseudo horror piece called Mighty Antlers. It’s a 2011 film created by Sane Recnchardt Fogtmann.

So what is Mighty Antlers? It is an animated film that starts with a guy driving down a back woods road on a sunny day. But when he sees a deer, instead of stopping, he presses his foot down on the gas pedal with full intention of murdering the animal. Right before he hits the deer, it suddenly goes dark and strange creepy man with antlers is sitting in the back seat. Angered by the man’s desire to kill the deer, he punishes him.

The good? We’ll start with animation. It looked like a cross between paper mache and subdued cell shading. It has a bizarre unusual look that matched the surrealism of the craziness of this film. The concept and monster in this film is original. The sound design is wonderful, doing its best to give the film a creepy vibe.

The bad? Well it’s very short and I feel it could have been longer. Also film tries so hard to be creepy when it’s not. But I give them a cookie for trying.

Overall, this is a pretty good film. It’s bizarre and well made. And it’s probably one of the most unusual shorts you’ll see. So I recommend it to most.

3 flick out of four.

Overall Rating: A Surrealistic Tale Featuring an Antlered Monster

Here’s the film below. I recommend you to check it out.

Short Horror : The Dull Boring Life of a Zombie

Short Horror by Ted Laird

Okay today I was looking for something spooky for short film theatre. And horror films are hard to find. Descent ones that is. I tend to have an uncanny ability to find a lot of bad ones. But I just gave up on looking for something descent and watched the first one that showed up on youtube today. It’s a 2009 title less film by Tim Laird

The horror short is a computer animated flick. It focuses on a corpse who rises from the grave with a mission to do something very important. But the goal is not revealed until the end.

So the good? The twist at the end was nice. It was not what I was expecting at all.

The bad? Though the animation is not terrible, it’s simplistic. The three minute film feels long and drug out as it most features the zombie walking from various angles. I honestly feel this is more of a creation film from the director playing with a new software than a director’s vision. And that’s okay. Only way to learn animation is to animate something and this appears to the film makers first animated film.

Overall, the film’s dull and boring, The ending was nice, but not anything especially witty. Twenty minute after the first viewing you may completely forget it. So I really don’t recommend this to anyone.

½ flick out of four

Overall Rating: The Dull Boring Life of a Zombie

Here’s the film below if you want to watch it.

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